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My name is Sasha and I very much enjoy the butts of celebrities. Please talk to me, as you can probably tell, I am a lonely person. [psssst, scroll over this] Cigarette Joke Explanation


Posted on April 16 at 4:03 pm with 28,815 notes Reblog
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not


Posted on April 16 at 4:03 pm with 78,990 notes Reblog

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 



Posted on April 16 at 4:03 pm with 58,394 notes Reblog

when you realize you couldve done something much easier than the way you did it

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Posted on April 16 at 4:02 pm with 154,424 notes Reblog

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Posted on April 16 at 4:00 pm with 224,612 notes Reblog

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.



Posted on April 16 at 4:00 pm with 54,808 notes Reblog

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god



Posted on April 16 at 3:58 pm with 88,282 notes Reblog

yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

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Posted on April 16 at 3:58 pm with 14,615 notes Reblog

pemsylvania:

it’s national murderers day!! to accept your free cake please come down to the local police station and identify yourself



Posted on April 15 at 12:10 am with 250 notes Reblog

wickedneverdies:

Kara Lindsay and Laurel Harris- One short day! Praise the Lord for these clips!!



Posted on April 15 at 12:06 am with 45,942 notes Reblog

emmasbroadwayblog:

i just realized that this is harriet harris from cinderella holy shit

(also anjelica huston from smash that’s another thing)

(Source: robertdeniro)



Posted on April 15 at 12:03 am with 26,446 notes Reblog

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one



Posted on April 14 at 6:10 am with 156,375 notes Reblog

starrysleeper:

idioticteen:

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

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