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foodchewer:

please god i hope i wake up next to a cinnamon bun



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asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

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Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)

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rdjsass:

me whenever

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tokomon:

Suzanne is so important



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thirdstarkismyjam:

we-are-all-hobbits:

my top ten problems right now:

1- I am not at comic con

2- I cant go to comic con

3- I am unable to go to comic con

4- I dont have a chance to go to comic con

5- Comic con doesnt contain me

6- I am not at comic con

7- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

8-  I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

9- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

10- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

(P.S: I cant go to comic con)

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thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.



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thewesternskies:

So there is this new musical called Heathers. It has some of the best music i’ve heard from a new musical in quite some time! Some of (most) of us are completely broke, so I wanted to share it with all of you! HERE is the cast album!



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jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

i would like to dedicate this post to everyone who’s complaining about Sam Wilson becoming Captain America

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