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Posted on April 24 at 10:31 pm with 3,225 notes Reblog

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vinebox:

it can get like that listening to Beyoncé



Posted on April 24 at 10:31 pm with 54,888 notes Reblog

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rapniall:

if niall speaks spanish tomorrow

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Posted on April 24 at 10:30 pm with 151,678 notes Reblog

keystonecougar:

this is a bunny playing a bunny sized piano and im crying

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Posted on April 24 at 10:27 pm with 32,517 notes Reblog

assvvipe:

people in this world actually have the audacity to think that just because pop artists like one direction produce simple catchy music they are a shame to the music industry like just because something’s easy to listen to doesn’t mean it’s shit i mean it’s easy for me to tie my shoelaces - doesn’t mean my shoelaces are dumb and have no value like they hold my fucking shoes together fuck off you pretentious twats



Posted on April 24 at 10:27 pm with 514,801 notes Reblog

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer



Posted on April 24 at 10:26 pm with 231,223 notes Reblog

donnacabonna:

when you forget to ask your waiter for something

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Posted on April 24 at 10:26 pm with 76,455 notes Reblog

tennesseantraditions:

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thatpreppyblonde:

Jim just set the husband bar so high

Jim sets the bar of being a man to an unreachable level….

best scene of this episode

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Posted on April 24 at 10:23 pm with 11,346 notes Reblog

4gifs:

Metal detector

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Posted on April 24 at 10:22 pm with 11,291 notes Reblog

jerkidiot:

heyyodel208:

jerkidiot:

fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done

its a metaphor dont you see

you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself

YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON



Posted on April 24 at 10:22 pm Reblog

I hate needles so much and I have to get bloodworm done tomorrow and i want to scream and cry and not go this blows



Posted on April 24 at 10:13 pm with 31,954 notes Reblog

castielsteenwolf:

im not sure whats happening but i like it alot

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